Friday, March 14, 2008

Beware, First kiss might go terribly wrong

There are many ways that first kiss can go terribly wrong, but most are easily avoided.

BEWARE:
Moving too quickly
Be careful not to startle the kiss - watch and wait for the signal to proceed. If you aren't sensitive in your kissing, how empathetic and caring can you be about the rest of the relationship...

Wet, sloshy, squishy, fishy
If you or the kissee need to wipe your lips, or chin, dry after the kiss - well, it wasn't 'perfect' was it?

Smash-mouth smothering kiss of death
Avoid the over-passionate, insensitive kiss that leaves the kissee gasping for air.

Chapped, Cactus Lips
There's a delicate balance to lip moisture equation. The last thing you want to do is drool on your partner, but you definitely don't want to leave scars with crispy, chafed lips.

Too much Tongue and Too Much, Too Soon
Keep that tongue tucked away until you get the right signals, then apply with caution - later

Dragon Breath
A mint or two, breath saver, gum, spray - anything to get rid of gunk-mouth.

Weak, Wobbly or Wooden Passionless Pecks
The swoop in and bounce out kiss is simply meaningless - unless you want to impart a "let's just sort-of be friends" type of message.

Smacking, Clacking Loud Kisses
The old "clack and smack" kills romance in a flash.

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