Professors of different subjects define the kiss in different ways:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. - Prof. of Computer Science
A kiss is two divided by nothing. - Prof. of Algebra
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. - Prof. of Geometry
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. - Prof. of Physics
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. - Prof. of Chemistry
A kiss is the interchange of uni sexual salivary bacteria. - Prof. of Zoology
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction. - Prof. of Physiology
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic. - Prof. of Dentistry
bullet A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. - Prof. of Accountancy
bullet A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. - Prof. of Economics
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. - Prof. of Statistics
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. - Prof. of Philosophy
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term. - Prof. of Engineering
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. - Prof. of English
